Monthly Archives: December 2010

Happy Festivus

For those who don’t know, today is Festivus. Festivus started while Frank Costanza was raining blows upon some guy who reached for the same doll as him. Today, Angry Bruins Fan celebrates Festivus with the “Airing of Grievances” towards the … Continue reading

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Duckies Bring Their Whooping Sticks To Boston

When the best part of the night is getting a free ornament, you know you’re in for a shitty game. Seriously – I got a text from my brother last night saying “This game sucks, good thing they gave out … Continue reading

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PJ The Mite Sized Forward

Last year I wrote a parody of “All I Want For Christmas” with Chiarelli’s need for a goal scorer. This year is a story about an undersized and often forgotten member of the Boston Bruins. A guy who was small … Continue reading

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Gameday Brew #2 – Bruins @ Canadiens

Still licking your wounds after that rough Bruins game versus the Buffalo Sabres? No need to worry my friends, I’m here with another Gameday Brew! Last night I thought that Sam Adams Winter Lager would sit well because of the … Continue reading

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Drew Stafford Beats Bruins

Drew Stafford scored three goals to defeat Boston 3-2. Drew Stafford is also a cunt. You know who else is reaching cunt status – the referee that called a bullshit goalie interference call on Shawn Thornton which gave Buffalo the … Continue reading

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Hey NESN, what the fuck?

It’s 7:37pm as I write this and immediately there’s an issue on my 42″ 1080p LCD HD TV…NESN’s Bruins game looks like absolute dog shit! -UPDATE- David Krejci just scored as I piss and moan to take a 1-0 lead … Continue reading

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Gameday Brew #1 – Bruins @ Sabres

If you live in Boston – it is currently 17 degrees. This is categorized as “cold as fuck” or “cold as hell”. Cold as hell makes no sense, but we’re Bostonians and we don’t use the letter R either. Every … Continue reading

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