Last year I wrote a parody of “All I Want For Christmas” with Chiarelli’s need for a goal scorer. This year is a story about an undersized and often forgotten member of the Boston Bruins. A guy who was small in size, but had a large heart and even larger fists. Here is “PJ The Mite Sized Forward”
PJ THE MITE SIZED FORWARD
(to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer)
You know Cameron and Raymond,
And Bobby and Espo,
Edward and Miltion,
Terry and Hitchman.
But do you recall
The most famous Bruins of all?
PJ the mite sized forward
Loved to really punch a nose
And if you ever saw it
You could see those fists flow
All of the other players
Tried to make their dumb teams proud
They never wanted PJ
Waving to the Garden crowd
Then one balmy afternoon
Steve Peat came to say
“PJ with your fists so small
I’m gonna make your children ball”
So PJ knocked his block off
And the fans cried with glee
PJ the mite size forward
You’ll go down in history!
Merry Christmas and Happy Screw Year!
