Oh the deliciousness of alcohol. Let’s ponder this for a moment before I suggest what you need to get fucked up on tonight. Alcohol is truly a wonderful thing. It makes boring shit like reading or watching a movie much more enjoyable. It makes enjoyable things like playing Rock Band w/ friends or playing cards a blast. It makes a blast like going to a Bruins game an all out fucking craze-fest.
There are some types of alcohol that will bring the party up a notch. Drink some Four Loko and go to a Bruins game – it’s a fucking trip man. I’m sorry to the guy I called Checkerboard Shorts over and over but to my defense, it was November. No need bro.
So with Buffalo coming to town and the fire that exists more between the fans than the teams, I think the Garden needs to be rocking. If anyone feels like making the trip down from Buffalo to a real hockey city, we need to show them how you root for a hockey team.
I think tonight, especially if you’re going to the game, you need to drink the drink of douchebags. It is okay to drink this, it doesn’t make you a douchebag. I think because Buffalo is full of douchebags like Drew Stafford, it is perfectly acceptable to drink the drink of dbags.
I’m sorry, there was a lot of douchebag talk there.
Anyways, you need to get fired up tonight. There is only one drink that can do that properly.
You damn right, the mother fucking Jagerbomb. This drink is comprised of a glass about 3/4 full of red bull and a shot of Jägermeister. Drop the shot in to the glass and chug that shit down. This drink will fuck you up and rape your soul but you’ll have the energy of 20 homeless men on meth.
Well enjoy the drink and enjoy the game. Fuck you Buffalo and fuck you Drew Stafford!